This today from TMZ (by way of MomLogic.com) regarding Hillary Clinton and coconuts:

Apparently Chelsea wanted to try a coconut when she was 4-years-old, and Hill tried to grant her daughter’s wish. The Senator managed to find a coconut in Arkansas, but couldn’t crack it when she finally got it home. Even hubby Bill, a Rhodes Scholar, was at a loss. With 50 years of education between her and the former prez, Hillary confessed neither one of them could figure out how to break open that nut.

Note to Hill and Bill: It’s called a hammer. *

Let’s hope that 3 A.M. call won’t be about an imminent monkey attack. Hey, I’ve seen Planet of the Apes, thank you very much!

 
*You might want to hammer a nail into the coconut first to make a couple small holes and drain the milk before going all Lizzie Borden on its fuzzy hide.

Posted: May 5th, 2008 under Celebrities, Democrats, The Funny Side of Life.
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AP — Columbus, Ohio

In a shocking turn of events sure to once again churn an already tumultuous presidential race, leading Democratic candidate Barack Obama has accused rival Hillary Clinton of slandering his racial heritage. Obama claims the Clinton camp is behind the release of a photo secretly taken at a recent Obama family reunion. The photo portrays Senator Obama surrounded by family members.

 

 

“This is fear mongering of the worst sort,” said the clearly outraged junior senator. “To make an issue of a man’s race in this day and age is an outrage of the worst kind and should be dealt with in the harshest possible way. I trust the good people of Ohio and all of America to see through Senator Clinton’s desperate tactics and do the right thing come next Tuesday by voting for real change instead of politics as usual.”

Personally, I am shocked, shocked by this whole thing! How dare Obama slander the good name of Clinton by himself leaking this obviously staged photo so he could turn around and claim Hillary is evil. What an obvious and — yes! — desperate ploy! Dirty tricks at their worst. This just proves how much of a same-old-same-old political operator Mr. Change really is.

Pffft.

Posted: March 4th, 2008 under Democrats, Humor, Politics, Satire.
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