The call girl behind disgraced, now-former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer’s downfall has been revealed as 22 year-old Ashley Alexandra Dupre.

Ashley told The New York Times, “I just don’t want to be thought of as a monster.” Sorry, Ashley, the pics are out.

Said pictures reveal her as a thin, fairly-plain girl whose greatest talent seems to be having learned to pout.

One webcam pic seemingly shows her negotiating her fee.

(For the humor-dense, that was a joke.)

Dupre operated under the codename “Kristen.” (Just for giggles, her birth name was Ashley Youmans. I don’t know how many names she plans to have, but she’s obviously morphing her way to “Kirstie Alley.”)

Here’s the $4,000 (or $5,500, or $8,000 — depending on whom you’re reading on what day) Question: How is this girl…

…worth that much money? (Not to mention a political career?) Surely, the Gov could have scared up something better by slinking down a back alley and banging a couple trash can lids together. Oh well, I guess we’ll have to wait for the inevitable “stolen sex tape” for answers, but I suspect that will only deepen the mystery.

Posted: March 13th, 2008 under Current Events.
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